Wine straws are down here, genius.

Bars, Booze & Bitches

"Give me 30 CC's of cabernet...STAT!"

Top O' The Mornin' Boozers!

"I take this bottle as my lawfully wedded coping mechanism"

It's my 30th...28th...fuck it. I'm 21 again.

Happy 40th! It's definitely something to wine about

"Happy 50th. Back to sucking bottles (diapers coming soon)."

"Retirement List:

- Keep kids off lawn

- Drink wine

- Repeat"

Catching up, kicking back & wine-ing with the ladies

"Camping Rule #1: Marshmallows Roasted? Time to Get Toasted"
- Straw Length: 17"
- Fits perfectly right in your wine bottle!
- Lightly laminated paper (food safe)

"I bought this bottle instead of the book, fill me in."

"Happy New Year! Straw...I'm gonna have my lips all over you at midnight."

"A Great Teacher Opens a Mind and Empties a Bottle"

"Where you at school bus?"