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Wine bottle-sized straws and other hilarious gifts for every occasion
Girls' Night Out!
$6.00
Nurse Cecil
$6.00
Holy Fucking Shit You Graduated?!
$6.00
St. Patty's Day
$6.00
Just Married
$6.00
"It's your birthday, suck it up"
$6.00
30th Birthday
$6.00
40th Birthday
$6.00
50th Birthday
$6.00
Retirement List
$6.00
Girls' Weekend!
$6.00
Camping Wine Bottle Straw
$6.00
The Book Club Leech
$6.00
Happy New Year
$6.00
"The School Teacher Special"
$6.00
"Congrats on the new job! (Pending the drug test)"
$6.00
"Football widow"
$6.00
The Back-to-School Parent Plea
$6.00
"Dr. Merlot (Cheaper than therapy)"
$6.00
"Happy Independence Day! (The One with the British, not the Aliens)"
$6.00
"It's my day!!!"
$6.00
Team Bride
$6.00
"I needed an excuse to get absolutely shit faced"
$6.00
"Congratulations on the new baby! Nurse this."
$6.00
"Thanks for coming! (Don't touch my stuff)"
$6.00
"'Tis the season, bitches"
$6.00
"'Twas the night before rehab..."
$6.00
"I'm dreaming of a white Christmas (or red. Whatever.)
$6.00
Create Your Own
$6.00
Bachelorette w/ Bride Bundle
$20.00
Team Bride Pack of 5
$25.00