10 wines that pair perfectly with our straws
1. Educated Guess Chardonnay from totalwine.com | Pairs with straw "Teacher Special"
You're with our stupid kids all day long. We understand.
2. Mommy's Time Out Moscato from totalwine.com | Pairs with straw "New Baby"
For those times when you need to feel like more than a nipple.
3. He Said She Said Premium White from lakehousedenmark.com.au | Pairs with straw "Just Married"
The key to a happy marriage...WINE. LOTS OF IT.
5. Troublemaker Red Blend from binnys.com | Pairs with straw "Shit-faced"
We've all had those weeks. You're excused.
6. Boutinot Old Fart Granache from wine-searcher.com | Pairs with straw "50th Birthday"
Old age...it's a state of mind or a state of wine. We prefer the latter.
7. Girly Girl Cabernet Sauvignon from washingtonwine.org | Pairs with straw "Girls' Night Out"
Get your pre-game on, girls! Let the fuzzy memories begin!
8. Woop Woop Shiraz from epicureanwines.com | Pairs with straw "It's your birthday, suck it up"
Have a super sucky birthday! Woop Woop
9. 12 Nights of Wine from vinebox.com | Pairs with straw "'Tis the season, bitches"
Ho-Ho-Holy Crap! Wine is delicious!
10. Forty Ounce Rose from fortyouncewines.com | Pairs with straw "40th Birthday"
You may be 40, but after 40 ounces, you might wake up thinking you're 30 again.